- Speak only when spoken too;
- Never offer an opinion (unless it's to tell her how good she looks);
- Never ever critique; and the newest rule
- Never watch while she's getting ready to go out!
All in all pretty simple rules to follow and they seem to work pretty well - at least that's what my owner tells me. Cus' he's pretty smart and always gives me the straight poop.
Anyway, I find it works in my relationships so I thought I'd pass this advice along to you poor souls trying to figure it all out.
That's all for today............yes dear!.....of course dear!.......you're right dear!......thank you dear!......
T is leaving the building.
T is leaving the building.