Turbo's 4 Rules for a Happy Marriage

Ok, so like I learned that the secret behind the happiest marriages is for the male to follow these 4 simple rules:

1. Speak only when spoken too;
2. Never offer an opinion (unless it's to tell her how good she looks);
3. Never ever critique; and the newest rule
4. Never watch while she's getting ready to go out!

All in all pretty simple rules to follow and they seem to work pretty well - at least that's what my owner tells me. Cus' he's pretty smart and always gives me the straight poop. 

Anyway, I find it works in my relationships so I thought I'd pass this advice along to you poor souls trying to figure it all out.

That's all for today............yes dear!.....of course dear!.......you're right dear!......thank you dear!......

T is leaving the building.