Ok, so I'm trying to remain calm 'cus today I find out I got warts on my muzzle. Honestly, what is it? Why does all this crazy stuff happen to me. Bad enough that I had to be "gelded", still not sure what that's about, but now I got warts goin' on - I'm so self conscious. Now the chicks will be snortin about my warts. I can hear it now...Guess I'll be looking for a new watering hole. Oh yeah, and my crazy owner doesn't even care. He's tellin everyone about my warts and that the vet says they'll go away on their own...wish the vet would go away.
One more thing. My owner put a saddle on me today and then took me walkin in the forest. I'm really wonderin about him. The dude likes to walk in mud and then stand in the middle of a creek. Oh well. More tomorrow. Turbo's out..
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