On Vacation!

Yikes Stripes! Ok, so I've been on vacation for a few weeks and what happens...the whole world falls apart. I'm not braggin' or nothin' but since I been away we lost Ed McMahon, Farrah and MJ! Not to mention what's goin' on in Iran. Not that I even understand what an Iran is....So, like I thought I better come back and then I find out my owner has some bad stuff goin' on and like had to have an operation. Not like being gelded or anything but not good anyway. Still not sure what gelded means, but I hear the mares snorting.

Yeah, I know I'm full of horse pucky, but it's fun to be a legend in my own mind. Yeah..

Turbo out!