Bugs Spray vs. Human Spray?

Hmmmm. I mean like my owners been spraying me all summer with some gawd awful smellin' bug juice spose to keep the flies and skeeters off me..but that don't work very well.

Same thing with the humans be gone spray that I try every time I suspect my owner will be comin' round to spend time with me. Just like the fly spray, it don't work neither as he's buzzin' around pesterin' the crap out of me...not that I need any help in that area.

Oh yeah, I'm spose to be nice to him...or a least try to be nice but, frankly Scarlet, I ain't got it in me. Specially when he shows up at 9:30 on a Saturday morning! Wha's up with that? No self-respectin' equine is up at that hour of the morning anyway. Then he wants to pull me away from the herd and of course wakes them up as well 'cus I'm actin' up makin' all kinds of noise. I don't know, there's got to be a better way to keep grass under my hooves.

As always, I'm open to ideas. Don't be shy now.

Turbo.....out!