My First Posse'

Well, this was fun. Went on my first posse' this morning although no one seemed to be chasin' nothin'

They made me go last 'cus I was fallin' asleep while hitched to the post. My owner was groomin' me up and it felt pretty good and next thing I know he's makin' fun of me 'cus I'm snorin'. Wha's up with that?

That dude just can't figure out what he wants me to do. First he feels insulted 'cus I fall asleep on him while he's groomin' me but at the same time tells me how nice it is that I'm comfortable enough around him to fall asleep....Wha?

Anyway, I just roll with it 'cus he's payin the rent, tuition, cable TV and internet for me so I have to cut him some slack. Did poop on him today..yeah...it's true. He was tryin' to clean out my hoof with the hoof pick.....hoof pick.....cracks me up... and I just wasn't in the mood so I conjured up some "stuff" and let it fly. Just so happen he was bent over and it hit him on the back...next time it's his head....if he takes that silly cowboy hat off. Thinks he's Hop Along Cassidy!

Soon.....T......gone.