Guess This Ain't A Good Idea

So like my owner gives me his camera so I can take my own pics 'cus I don't like the ones he takes. What a horse's ass....him....not me - I already got one.

Anyway, so like why not just take better pictures of me 'stead of gettin' all pissy just 'cus I bitch 'bout your photo skills. He should'a known this wouldn't work out 'cus I sure know'd.

Now he's real mad at me 'cus there's mud inside his camera 'cus I was playin' with it in the rain. And then my peeps were playin' "kill the gelding with the camera" - guess who the gelding was? Probably some poop in there too - nah' ain't gonna say how that happened.

Well pardners, been nice knowin' ya'll. It's for sure it ain't gonna be pretty when my owner gets the film developed.

Gotta run.....fast...

Ciao babies....T