How embarrassing! Do you believe this horse poop?!
Honestly, I should be pullin' a cart as well. Wha's wrong with this picture? Ain't there some kind of animal protection laws that should make this crap illegal?
All I need is a horn and some fuzzy dice and you could rent me out in Tijuana. Not that I could speak the language, but dam. Where's the mariachi band? Really, I look like a pinata! Someone should just hit me with a stick and put me out of my misery. Wait, that's the ole' stop beatin' a dead horse thing....sorry.
Anyway, like it's time to put my hoof down. But everytime I do, it's on my owner's foot and that just gets me in more trouble....Oh well...
Turbo....¡Vámonos mi amigos!
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