Who You Callin' Shrimp?!

Dig it...today I get measured and I weigh 820+ pounds! Dudes, like that's huge right? Well I thought it was but then I hear my owner callin' me a shrimp. Dam, I'm only 2 and a half years old and weigh 820 freakin' pounds....how many 2 and half year olds do you know who weigh that much!

It's all good though 'cus I'm 15.2 hands?? I have 4 hooves but not sure where the 15.2 hands are and how do you have .2 hands? Math ain't my strong suit, case you hadn't figured that out.

So it was a good day, got to walk in the park and eat a ton of grass 'n' stuff. Fought with my owner a few times until he pulled out that crop thingie and I figured he was gettin' tired of my horse crap.....straightened up my act and all was good, 'cept I musta torked him off 'cus he put me away without a treat.

Anyway, he's learnin' good 'cus I'm a good trainer. He'll be a good owner by the time I grow up.

T'ster