So like the little ol' lady with the funny hat and broom showed up, said a few words, sprinkled some dust stuff or maybe she was smokin' it, I couldn't tell, and poof! we're all back to bein' horses. Didn't say we was feelin' real well but at least we weren't goats anymore. Dudes, like what are we hangin' around the feeder for? ain't one of us could hold down anything even if we were hungry. And what happened to the ground around here? Looks like something from the lord of the rings. Dam, we're horses not pigs! Oh well, I'm sure it will be a few day 'fore any of us feel human again.....human?....I meant to say equines....yeah..equines.
Ok, so I wanted to clear up the whole goat thing 'cus I know some of my fans were worked up about the change in species thing. I know I got real close to upsetting the animal rights folks but chill babies 'cus that was just a once in a lifetime thing.
T, gone.
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