Sunday, April 18, 2010

I'm a Bad Drunk......OH WILBUR!

Dudes like who turned on the sun this morning? Can't believe what we was drinkin' last night, at least I'm still a horse and not a goat like on New Years.....that was bad.

Like I was just sleepin' it off when my owner comes by and slips the stuff on my head without me even knowin' it was happenin'. Then he starts pullin' on the rope thingie' tellin' me to get up! Wha? Dude, like ain't you ever been hung over....yeah, probably not.

Anyway, I finally got up and walked up to the barn where he tried to groom me up a little, but I wasn't havin' none o' that sh*t! So i acted up a bit, which torqued him off, but in the end he got mad and went home. So in the end it all worked out just fine...my owner left, and I went back to sleep.

No more apple martinis...bad news....bad news.

T..Out

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