Dam, Looks Like The Circus Life For Me!

Can you stand this crap? Look at me, reduced to givin' "pony" rides. All the long hours training, endless behavior modification, and sleepless nights afraid that I wouldn't make the grade and what am I doin' with all that education??????

My owner should have saved his money and just sent me to the circus, 'cus I'm sure that's what he has in mind for me after this little stunt.

Here I thought we'd be ridin' the range, huntin' and fishin' ya know....stuff like that, but nooooo.

Guess I won't be playin' Lone Ranger anytime soon. Oh well, so much for my big dreams.

Ok then, anyone know how to get bubble gum out of my mane....I think there's a little in my tail too.

T....disgusted.

PS. Gotta admit the kid was really cute.