Bitchy Boots!

Gawd! Was I in a bad mood today or what!

My owner stops by to see me and like I'm havin no parts of it.

Stompin and snortin even tried rollin on the ground cus I just didn' feel like dealing with that nut.

Anyway, had some bird poop on me (yeah real bird poop) and my owner was trying to clean it off so I started gettin up in his face about it. Even though I tried to get him to leave me alone, that dude is relentless.

So, cus I'm actin up, Mr. Wonderful decides to stick me in the round pen for some attitude adjustment...tried to kick his ass, but he's too smart to stay directly behind me - either that or it's beginners luck. Next time dude.

Then I started feelin bad (for all of 2 seconds) but that was over quick and I was back eatin grass with the herd. I'm sure he'll be back tomorrow.

What's Midol for?

Turbo has a headache - Out..