Owner For Sale! That's Right! You Heard Me!

I've had it! Haven't seen my owner since the weekend and he shows up this afternoon and completely ignores my hairy butt. Wha's up with dat?

Forget that I feel asleep on him the last time he was here, but he should have felt honored that I was comfortable enough around him to doze off while he was grooming me.

So today, like he stops by and rides off on another horse and I could tell he was having a good time. The only good part was when he came back and was all muddy. Word around the herd is that the horse he was ridin' decided to roll around in some water, with "him" still in the saddle, but you-know-who figured out what the horse was about to do and put a stop to it right quick. Dam, looks like he breaking horse code so I figure there will be no livin' with him and I'm sellin' him cheap! I just figure he'll be toooo hard to control when I grow up so he's got to go.

He's a little long-in-the-tooth, but not bad for an old fart. Oh yeah, he drives a car with a sun roof, not that he'd ever think about takin me for a ride or anything..probably thinks I'd poop in it or something like that.

Anyway, no reasonable offer refused. Just ask for Crazy Turbo when you call for an appointment.

Ok, that's it. I'm sure some human rights activist group will be all worked up with me 'cus I want to sell my owner - they can tell it to the animal rights people.

Ciao babies.