Jeepers Cats!

Don't ask me, I have no idea what Jeepers Cats means! My owner puts these crazy words in my mouth. Anyway, the freakin flies are so bad today it's like swatin VW beetles. I ain't never seen flies this big before....course I ain't been around that long... but what's that got to do with anything?

Case you're wondering, this ain't a bidet I'm drinkin out of, it's a horse water fountain.....horses ass....a bidet.....I swear.

Dudes....get a grip.

Later.