Hey....Get A Room!

Got to be the heat and bugs that make a horse do crazy stuff. Like yesterday, kickin', bitin' and buckin' and that was just the flies. Really, it was really nuts and then I see a couple of horses doin' some really funky things that I know I aint' spose to see 'cus I'm a gelding. Still don't know what that means but I do know it means I shouldn't be interested in that kind o' stuff.

So, I mean, like I asked my owner what was goin' on with the other horses and he hollered out "hey, Mr. Ed get a room"! After that, he started paintin' my hooves with some stuff that's supposed to protect them. Ok, what am I doin' that my hooves need protection? After he put that stuff on, the other males started makin' fun of me cus my hooves were all polished up. Don't bother me none, cus I'm in touch with my feminine side. Next time put some sparkles in it.

I'm done.

Bye