Goats - 3, Turbo - 0 !!

I’m sooooo embarrased, which is why you’re seein’ this end of me. Being a horse, lots of things spook me but I usually try to understand what’s happening.

If I’m with the herd, I always stay cool ‘cus most of ‘em been ‘round a long time and know what to be afraid of and not. See, horses been on the run from hungry creatures for ions, so we’re always thinkin’ we’re about to become a happy meal. Can’t help it, it’s genetics.....ain’t I amazing? How many horses do you know that even know what genetics is let alone spell it. Yeah, ok, spell check helps...

Oh yeah, back to my tail of woe...Like my owner drops by today, glad to see him AS ALWAYS, and he’s really nice to me. He came by early ‘cus it was kind of cool and he’s getting tired of my bitchyness when it’s hot. Frankly, I think he’s getting tired of my attitude all together. So, like my counselor tells me I should be nice to him ‘cus he pays for my sessions with her as well as everything else. She tells me to “fake it till I make it” whatever that means. Anyway, I’m gonna try harder to be nice to him....shouldn’t be too hard as I haven’t tried at all. Guess I can’t be steppin’ on his feet anymore.

All duded up with my hair lookin’ fly and my new halter on, my owner decides to take me for a walk. Off we go past a few other horses and some farm equipment and stuff and everything was going really well when all of a sudden, I hear the scariest noise ever. Stopped dead in my tracks and couldn’t move. My owner tried to calm me down, but I knew this was it! The noise kept goin’ and goin’ and before I knew it, I began fertilizin’ the ground behind me...only it wasn’t dirt. Man, like I was shakin. My owners lookin’ everywhere to figure out what’s happenin’ when he figures out the noise is comin’ from three little goats. He tried not to laff and hurt my feelin’s but dam, I was scared and I ain’t never seen a goat before......little things....really dangerous animals..can’t be too careful.

Anyway, I’m still not sure about those goat, but my owner is probably still laffin’ ‘bout what a scardy cat I am. Oh well...So like I’m hidin’ my face now ‘cus I’m really a dope sometimes. Oh well, guess I don’t know everythin’....’cept those little goats are probably dangerous killers....I’ll keep an eye on ‘em in the future...Ok, I get it, fake it till I make it..

yeah sure.

Turbo......hiding