Listen Up! You Might Lear Somethin'..

So today won't be a total waste of time, I decided it might be a good idea to explain to everyone how to read my mind by watchin' my body language. I can't speak for other horses, 'cus frankly I can't speak, but we pretty much all work the same way.

Ok then. In today's class let's look at my ears. No, they're not dirty, I mean the position. As you can see, my ears are sticking out to the side which indicates that I'm bored silly and if someone doesn't come up with somethin' to do real soon I'm gonna fall asleep or do somethin' bad. Now for today's question...why am I hitched to this pole?

Well for those of you who answered 'cus my owner is trying to teach me patience .... you're correct, officially that is. For those of you who think I was being a horses ass, and my owner was torqued off at me and wanted to teach me a lesson, well you're more correct than those who leaning towards patience. Kind of like the two mints in one things.

Ok then. So you'll remember when my ears are out to the side I'm thinkin' sleep, hangin' with my peeps, pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and a tall cold and frosty. It just don't get any better than that....it should...it just doesn't.

Tomorrow, we'll examine my nostrils.

Turbo ...