I Grow My Own Winter Coat??

So, like check me out! My hair is gettin' real thick and fuzzy and I'm feelin' like a cashmere sweater just out of the dryer. Only difference is that I don't shoot out sparks every time I touch somethin'.

My owner tells me that it's just my winter coat comin' in which is Mother Nature's way of keepin' me warm in the winter...Wha? You mean like I can't stay in a warm place when it's cold and snowin'? Like who do I need to talk with to get out of this chicken poop outfit?

Ok, so now I get it, as long as my master is paying my rent, food, telephone, internet and pizza delivery bills then I gotta stay here. Good thing all the other horses are growin' their winter coats as well.....especially the ladies. Guess I'll be doin' some serious snugglin' with the chicks this winter. Oh yeah, bring on the cold.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Turbo.....snuggling'