Ok, so this was fun for like 5 minutes and now it's all muddy and poopy! Can't see where I'm goin' and been slippin' and slidin' since this crap started. And now the sun is meltin' stuff and it's just a mess.Add to that, my owner comes out in this crap and wants to take me for a walk in the woods. Wha's he smokin'? Honestly, the dude was doin' real good leavin' me alone and then he shows up and makes me walk though this stuff. Oh well...could be worse I guess. Not sure how, but I'm sure if I give it some thought.....nah, life's good. Oh yeah, it's his birthday today but I don't think he's doin' anythin' special, cus when you get that old....why bother. Yeah, I didn't say nothin' 'cus I can't count that high and besides, he might get the wrong idea 'bout me.
Anyway, happy b'day dude.
Gee Turbo I forgot it was your owner’s b-day. You are right about having to count high for the number of years. I have to use my calculator to go that high. See another sign of the age thing is him showing up and making you walk in this muddy slop. He just doesn't know any better so try to be patient with him. I know I have to and when I show up for work he actually expects me to work. Go figure. Well I am sure you had some rest this week while he was in sunny FL. Bet he shows up today and you will pay for the time he missed with you. Good Luck!
ReplyDeleteWow, like he didn't show up at all. No call, no postcard, nothin'! Must be his mind is goin' too, cus I ain't heard nothin' from him since he left. Maybe he decided to stay there with Donald, Mickey and Goofy. Oh well, that's what happens when they get that old. Good thing horses don't live past 30 so this crap shouldn't happen to me.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm sure he'll show up one of these days and it's so long good life.