Ok, you can all stop with the I told you so's about my drinkin'. Yeah, i get it...horses just shouldn' drink. Got it.Anyway, for those of you who were worried about my condition over the weekend, thanks. As you can see, there was nothin' to worry 'bout 'cus I always bounce back from my nights out.
I'm a little too young, but my buds know a stallion who knows a mare who knows gelding who can get fake drivers licenses and so I figured....you know.
I guess those bouncer dudes don't care what you look like, just as long as the birthday's good. I'm sure I'll get caught one of these days.....but 'til then. Oh yeah, forgot to mention Cinco de Mayo's comin' up soon. The entire herd is talkin' trash about makin' a run for the boarder to celebrate...only problem is, they ain't said which boarder. Freakin' horses probably don't know that Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican thing. So, I'm hankerin' for some tacos and a corona with lime of course.
There you have it. All's well that ends well, and, well I'm gonna survive this round. I think we're good as long as we don't mess with the lady who flys around on the broom....whatever..
Dudes,
T
Dude, like where did you go? You were gettin' all upiddy and stuff and then you just drop off the planet.
ReplyDeleteWha? What have you been smokin? I haven't heard anything from anyone in a long time and then you show up gettin' in my face 'cus I ain't been sayin' sh*t lately. Really? and then you are "anonymous"? Yo!
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